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Bill DuBay Jr.

Jul 2, 2019·1 min read

LMFAO! Thanks for the playful shout out, you old scoundrel.

Bill DuBay Jr.

Grew up with the laughter of Jim Henson echoing down the hall and the likes of Stan Lee darkening my door. Fiction is in my bones. Awkward humor is my maladie.

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