I'm lucky enough to have never run into him in my 25 years living in L.A. Maybe that's because I spent most of my time in The Valley. I saw Ron Jeremy practically every other week though, always with a different girl.
Although I've never met him in person, Andy Dick is slimly and creepy enough to make me feel like he's assaulted me every time I see him on the small screen. If I never see him again, that would be too soon.
Even though it had way too much Dick in it, I really enjoyed your story.