I'm lucky enough to have never run into him in my 25 years living in L.A. Maybe that's because I spent most of my time in The Valley. I saw Ron Jeremy practically every other week though, always with a different girl.

Although I've never met him in person, Andy Dick is slimly and creepy enough to make me feel like he's assaulted me every time I see him on the small screen. If I never see him again, that would be too soon.

Even though it had way too much Dick in it, I really enjoyed your story.

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Grew up with the laughter of Jim Henson echoing down the hall and the likes of Stan Lee darkening my door. Fiction is in my bones. Awkward humor is my maladie.

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